Pittsburgh Friends versus Other Friends

Contributed by Richard "Pooch:" Fusia

#1  OTHER FRIENDS                   Never ask for food.

    PITTSBURGH FRIENDS       Are the reason you have no food.

#2  OTHER FRIENDS                   Bring a bottle of wine to your party.

    PITTSBURGH FRIENDS        Bring enough for everybody, help make the food,   

                                                               then stay to  clean up and sleep it off afterwards.

#3   OTHER FRIENDS                  Will come to your house warming party.

    PITTSBURGH FRIENDS       Will help you move in and move out and party both times.

#4   OTHER FRIENDS                   Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

    PITTSBURGH FRIENDS        Call your parents Mom and Dad.

#5   OTHER FRIENDS                   Have never seen you cry.

    PITTSBURGH FRIENDS        Either make you cry or will cry with you.

#6   OTHER FRIENDS                   Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

    PITTSBURGH FRIENDS        Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours, but are willing

                                                               to loan it back to you anytime.

#7  OTHER FRIENDS                    Know a few things about you.

    PITTSBURGH FRIENDS       Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

#8  OTHER FRIENDS                   Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

    PITTSBURGH FRIENDS       Will kick the butts of the whole crowd who left you.

#9  OTHER FRIENDS                    Would knock on your door

    PITTSBURGH FRIENDS        Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

#10  OTHER FRIENDS                  Will watch sports with you.

    PITTSBURGH FRIENDS        Will take off of work to drive to a Steeler away game with

                                                               you.

#11  OTHER FRIENDS                   Will talk crap with people who talk crap about you.

    PITTSBURGH FRIENDS        Will knock the crap out of them!

#12  OTHER FRIENDS                   Are for a while.

    PITTSBURGH FRIENDS        Are for life.